| Poems Ode to Kait Kait is so great And she is so nice She brightens our day Like chicken and rice She is so cool Much cooler than Dickens Her smile is radiant Like nuclear chickens We love our Kait Cuz she is so sweet She warms us inside Like luscious white meat Ode to Santa Santa, Santa my jolly old giver You gave me a toy and my grandma a liver I can't wait to see you again next year I hope for a pony, my dad for a beer this happy poem took a wrong turn right away... Ode to Dr.Pepper Dr.Pepper, my lovely beverage You keep me happy and give my life leverage Ne'er was there a soda as magnificent as thee Nothing compares, especially not tea Cows I like cows they are pretty they eat grass and smell like shitty Green Bean I am green and I'm a bean Eat me if you'd like I can't ride a bike. DBGTTCG Dragon Ball GT rocks my socks I like to play the card game lots I play at lunch and in my spare time I dream of cards that soon will be mine Touch my deck and I'll growl like Orc I can't help it, I'm a dork Horsie I am a horsie And I like you! But you don't like me Cuz you just stepped in my poo. Alpaca I am so cool cuz I'm alpaca Not quite as cool as my cousin llama But still cool... I'm a loser. Dog Bark. I like to bark For no apparent reason Guess I'm appeasin' With yo human fools Or maybe i'm rappin' I am so cools Cuz I'm a dog Tha's right yoo Clean up my poo Dawg. Caterpillar I like to crawl and eat all day Where I stop, it's hard to say I try to avoid being eaten by ducks But what do I care, my life sucks Zebra I have stripes Wheee I don't fit in Cuz I have stripes Lion I'm a lion hear me roar! Fear me cuz I'm the king of gore! Runaway, yes, please, just go away Cuz I am having some self confidence issues today. Cat I am full of myself I lick my butt in your face I'm not a dog But I am a bitch | 
